i’m gonna piss myself
REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT SKIP THE FELT INTERMISSION
otp
(via ishimeowru)
Ex-Demitasse
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one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
I only make my guacamole out of the freshest Avogadros.
OH HELL NO
(Source: nicecleanfight, via long--live-us)
i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me
(via ohloki)
haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
(via ohloki)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
(Source: fweecarter, via riverflight)
i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men
(via j-moriarty)
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.
(Source: koizoraa, via alonesomes)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via ishimeowru)
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
(via riverflight)
